Sarcastic Zodiac

The Signs as Cats

Aries: The cat that really wants you to let them outside but it turns out that they're too scared to go outside

Taurus: No one else can touch their human

Gemini: The cat that eats the food you put out but you see them like once a year

Cancer: The rare nice and caring cat

Leo: You don't own this cat, this cat owns you

Virgo: The cat that does really cute things that you see in videos on the Internet

Libra: Is always stuck in some sort of box

Scorpio: You're 90% sure it's trying to kill you in your sleep

Sagittarius: Really weird cat like is this even a cat

Capricorn: The cat that always knocks your stuff down

Aquarius: The cat that tries to be nice but has its claws out and almost kills you on accident

Pisces: In almost every cat video ever