From personal experience, sometimes your best friend's boyfriend is a theft.
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Best friend: Hey you wanna hang out this Saturday?
Gf: Oh sorry I can't. Me and _____ are going to the movies Saturday.
Best friend: Ok how about Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Or Friday? What about Sunday?
Gf:
Sunday: church
Monday: practice
Tuesday:practice
Wednesday: Me and ____ are going to the park.
Thursday: Practice
Friday: I'm going over to ____ so we can spend more time together.
Best friend: You spend way to much time with him.
-----boyfriend pops out of nowhere---
Bf: I can never spend too much time with my honey boo.
Best friend: I accuse you of theft and murder.
Bf: What did I do?
Best friend: Theft: you stole my best friend.
Murder: You killed my spirit with your face.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
How I think boys act
HumorThis is not meant to offend boys. Me and my best friend sometimes text about boys and how we think they act. I don't have much experience with boys but I do have a brother. I also hang out with three idiots(all boys) plus J.B. (A friend)
