Boy: Will you be my girlfriend? *blushes*
Girl: OMG!!! Yes!!!!
Boy: Great. So should I take you on a date or....
Girl: First let me show you to my friends. *smiles*
Boy: Um....okay? 🤔
*walks over to friends*
Girl: Hey guys. I want you to meet my boyfriend Chaz.
Boy: Actually it's Greg.
Girl: Yeah...yeah. Anyways me and Chaz-
Boy: Greg 🙄.
Girl: Yeah okay. Anyways me and Greg are gonna get married.
Boy: What?! We literally just started dating.
Girl: Then we will move to Washington.
Boy: Ummm.....no.
Girl: Then we will have babies. *slow motion* BABIES!!!!!
Boy: Nope. Bye Felicia!!! ✌️ *runs away*
ESTÁS LEYENDO
How I think boys act
HumorThis is not meant to offend boys. Me and my best friend sometimes text about boys and how we think they act. I don't have much experience with boys but I do have a brother. I also hang out with three idiots(all boys) plus J.B. (A friend)
