So some guys lie to impress some girl and it is annoying.
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Michael: *points at scab on knee* I got this when I skateboarding over a wild fire.
Reality: He fell on concrete
Lisa: Did it hurt?
Michael: No,because I know I had to stay strong so I could be with you.
Reality: He cried for his mommy.
Lisa: AWE!!
Michael: *points to scratch on arm* I got this when I was wrestling a bear.
Reality: His cat scratched him.
Lisa: Did you win?
Michael: Yeah.
Reality: He cried for his mommy...again.
Lisa: Wow.
Michael: And here*points to purple bruise* I got from a motorcyclist. I stole his motorcycle. That's the one that's out there.
Reality: That motorcycle belongs to Brandon. And he dropped a shovel on his hand when he was gardening.
Lisa: Can we go on a ride sometime?
Michael: Of course.
Reality: He just wants to die. 😐
ESTÁS LEYENDO
How I think boys act
HumorThis is not meant to offend boys. Me and my best friend sometimes text about boys and how we think they act. I don't have much experience with boys but I do have a brother. I also hang out with three idiots(all boys) plus J.B. (A friend)
