So boys like to impress girls by lying.
In memory of my fish😔. I miss u so much Milo...I miss u. ENJOY!
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Boy: Oh. I broke my arm by jumping off a 200 foot cliff.
Reality: He was pretending to be batman and jumped off his bed.
Girl: Did it hurt when you hit the ground?
Boy: Actually no because I landed in the ocean with sharks.
Reality: He landed on carpet and we are nowhere close to the ocean so....
Girl: Wow you're so brave.
Boy: And I broke my leg by punching a shark in the face.
Reality: He fell off his bike.
Girl: Did it attack you?
Boy: Yea but I won.
Reality: No..just no. He didn't wear knee pads.
Boy: I cut my pinky by wrestling an alligator.
Girl: Did it have sharp teeth?
Boy: Yeah.
Reality: I hate this child. And this girl is just so...ahh...stupid. Lord please bless his parents souls.😔
ESTÁS LEYENDO
How I think boys act
HumorThis is not meant to offend boys. Me and my best friend sometimes text about boys and how we think they act. I don't have much experience with boys but I do have a brother. I also hang out with three idiots(all boys) plus J.B. (A friend)
