Comedy Sketch

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So like I did in my last book. I'm going to add comedy sketches. It's something I do when I haven't uploaded in a while. It also means I am uploading another chapter soon. In this sketch, everything is a non canon. Which means, whatever happens in this chapter. Does not happen in the book. In this one I am gonna use all the characters I created so far.
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Thomas: Where are we?

Tall-A: (Shrugs)

Alex: OH MY GOD! IT'S A GIANT!

Thomas: Relax! He's friendly.

Isiah: Whoa! There's a giant!

Jason: HE'S HUGE!

Tall-A: (Raises a brow.)

Thomas: So can you explain to me where we are?

Alex: Were with our personal admirers. We can't see them. But they can see us.

Half Zochomore: Quite weird.

Unison: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Half Zochomore: Greetings. I am Half Zochomore from the planet known as Halfet.

Isiah: Lame. Plus your asymmetrical.

Half Zochomore: What's that suppose to mean?!

Zoey: It means that your not exactly flawless Half.

Tall-A: (Nods)

Half Zochomore: Even you agree giant?!

Thomas: Why do you have paint on your face in the first place?

Half Zochomore: This is my real skin.

Jason: If it is. It's pretty sick.

Half Zochomore: I am not sick!

Jason: You really aren't from here....

Alex: Zoey!

Zoey: Hmm?

Alex: Can you kindly explain to us what Half is?

Zoey: Oh yes. Like he said earlier. He is from Halfet. Basically an alien from a different world.

Alex: Whoa.... An alien... Cool. A pretty hot alien.

Half Zochomore: I am not hot. I'm fine.

Alex: A pretty hot dumb alien.

Tall-A: (Roars and points)

Thomas: What is it Tall-A?

Me: Hello guys.

Half Zochomore: Greetings.

Alex: Hi!

Zoey: Creator!

Tall-A: (Waves.)

Thomas: What's up!

Jason: Bro!

Isiah: It's you! You hit me with a crowbar!

Me: After I told you to stop breaking the fourth wall!

Isiah: I can't help it!

Me: You healed anyway! Your fine.

Tall-A: (points at me)

Me: I really need to fix you up... All this gesturing makes it hard to understand you.

Tall-A: (Shakes his head and points again.)

Me: Oh! Ignore that okay?

Isiah: Kind of hard not too. It's a big zit on your nose.

Me:.....

Tall-A: (picks up Thomas and runs away.)

Alex: Run away!

Jason: It's too late!

Half Zochomore: We have to go! Nice to meet you! (Grabs Zoey and flies away.)

Me: YEAHH!! *runs with crowbar*

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Out of boredom. I am going to list all of my characters height. Lol. Smallest to Tallest.

Alex Wilson: 5'5
Cassidy Johnson: 5'5
Isiah Williams: 5'4
Zoey Wilson: 5'9
Half Zochomore: 5'10
Thomas Newborn: 5'11
Jason Dawson: 6'0
Jordan Will: 6'0
Gavin Williams: 6'6
Revo Prime: 11'7
Tall-A: 12'0

I know there's some characters that aren't in the sketch or even in the book yet. That's because they are slowly making their debut. Ha!

#Godlovesall

I LOVE FREAKING FLAWLESS SYMMETRY!


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