Five

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"Quick Clean laundry, when it's dirty we make it clean. This is Melissa speaking."

"Hey cranky pants"

"Okay..."

"That's my pet name for you."

"Really? What are you, five?"

"Hey! No one is too old for pet names, okay?"

"I want to say okay too, but we'll just be copying TFIOS."

"Who's Fious?"

"Are you serious? And it's TFIOS."

"Still don't know what that is."

"The Fault in Our Stars....?"

"Okay..."

"It's a book, dummy."

"Oh..."

"You still have no idea, do you?"

"No."

"That's it! You need my help!"

"..."

"Don't worry I'll save you from the agonizing ignorance."

"Should I be scared?

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