"Melissa"
"This is Samantha."
"Where's Melissa?"
"Oh she's right here."
"...okay?"
"Wait no, she's shaking her head."
"..."
"She's chopping her head off,"
"..."
"She's putting on lipstick and chopping her head off...?"
"..."
"She's....pooping?"
"What the hell Samantha! I was giving you a sign to say that I'm not here!"
"Oh! She's not here, Lover boy."
"I can hear you, you know."
"Duh. She doesn't want to talk to you, dummy."
"Samantha!"
"What? It's true"
"..."
"Hello? Lover boy?"
"..."
"..."
"Just tell her I called."
"He told me to told you that he called."
"Ugh, this is why I prefer Steven!"
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Krótkie Opowiadania"Quick Clean Laundry! When it's dirty we make it clean, this is Melissa speaking." "uh...." "Hello?.." "I asked a cute girl her number and this is what she gave me" #3 in Short Story [8/1/16] Book One From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved
