Eighteen

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"Hello, Kitty boy."

"Please, don't"

"I told you it suits you,"

"You just love torturing me, don't you?"

"I would say no, but that would be lying."

"How did you know it was me anyways?"

"Your number appeared?"

"And I thought I was special."

"Ew."

"Rude."

"Can I ask you a question?"

"Shoot."

"You're not some old creepy guy right? The kind that kidnaps teenagers for money and all, because I am a teen and I'm kind of creeped out."

"What?"

"Didn't you see the news? It was everywhere."

"God, no. Please, I don't want to remember the person's face at all. It was so creepy."

"It could be you."

"Very funny."

"Have you seen yourself in mirror though? I mean I don't want my phone buddy to get arrested because the police can't tell the difference between them and the creep old man."

"I hate you."

"I love you too kitty boy!"

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