USWNT one shots

All is fair in love and prank war part 1

"Ash?"

"Ashlyn Michelle Harris were the hell are you?" Alex yelled as she walked into her and her girlfriends shared bedroom.

Alex was beginning to get worried after Ashlyn never came back from using the bathroom. "It's not funny Ash, I'm getting scared and the movies almost over."

It was movie night and it was Ashlyn's turn to pick the movie. She went with paranormal activity knowing it would scare the hell out of Alex and make her want to do something else, anything else.

But Ashlyn decided to have a little fun instead. She had it all planned out and everything and everyone was in place.

"Goddamn it Ashlyn if you don't come out right now you will be sexless for the rest of your life." With that Ash came out of the bathroom with the biggest grin on her face.

"Geez babe I was only in the bathroom for like 5 minutes."

"That's 5 minutes to long." Alex said with a sad tone."I was getting scared in there and I think I heard a voice coming from the kitchen."

"Aww you missed me, come here give mama a kiss." Ash said going in for the kiss but is meet with a finger to her lips. "Check the kitchen first then I'll kiss you."

"Really?"

"Yes really."

"Not even a peck on the lips." Ash said pleadingly as she wrapped her arms around her girlfriends waist.

"Fine" Alex said wrapping her arms around Ashlyn's neck and giving her a very innocent kiss on the lips which Ash soon deepened as soon as she made contact with Alex's lips. While their in the middle of a full on make out session in the middle of the hallway Alex heard the strange noise coming from the kitchen again.

"Mmm babe, babe go check the kitchen right now." Alex said in a terrifying voice.

"Come on baby it's probably just the wind." Ash said trying to go in the another kiss.

"Wind my ass Ashlyn. Go check it out NOW!"Alex said all to seriously.

"Fine fine I'll go check the kitchen, you giant baby" Ash said in defeat mumbling the last part.

"What was that."

"I said I'll go check the kitchen, gosh."

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I know I've been gone for a while so I'm giving you a little taste of something I'm working on. Leave comments, feedback, and suggestions on what you want to see next.

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