Impractical Girls /I.J/

Chapter One

Murr's Point of View:

I excitedly changed the channel to my all time favorite show. It's about damn time there was a new episode!

"Hey guys! The girls are on!" I shouted, practically jumping in my seat. I heard various noises coming from different rooms of my small apartment. Sal was more than likely relaxing in the other room, Q was well being Q, and as I expected Joe came into the room eating my leftovers.

"Joe! I was gonna eat that for dinner!" I complained, glaring at him with my eyebrows furrowed. He laughed with his mouth full and just shrugged, plopping down next to me on the couch.

"What did I miss?!?" Q asked frantically as he plopped on the other side next to me. Sal hurried In and sat on the other chair, sighing heavily.

"You just missed the intro, that's it" I replied, half paying attention to them. B was on tv and nothing could distract me from her.

"Today we are in the roller rink!" Bessy exclaimed, throwing her hands up in the air.

"The challenge is to have complete strangers compliment the skates that were designed by the other girls" B said with a cherry smile.

"And if you can't get a compliment" Ko added with a slight smirk.

"YOU LOSE!" Si shouted, trying to do something funny but almost falling on her ass.

The guys and I laughed and clapped our hands together, excited to see how ugly the skates were. Si came out first and we kept laughing because every five seconds she was busting ass.

"Q man, looks like your girl has never gone skating before." Sal said, holding his stomach when Si almost faceplanted.

"She's one of the clumsiest people I've ever seen on television that's for sure!" Joe said with a hearty laugh. I looked over and saw Q mumbling under his breath, probably actually offended that someone would make fun of his girl. I would be too. If B isn't someone's favorite impractical joker, I start ranting. I love her, no I'm IN love with her. 

I found myself daydreaming once again about the possibility of dating Barbie. She was everything I could ever want in a girl AND she was funny too! Joe turned the tv up louder and my daydream stopped abruptly.

"Today we are going to sell food in the park!" Bessy exclaimed, throwing her arms in the air.

"We have to do and say what the other girls tell us while trying to sell our food" Si said crossing her arms.

"if you refuse to do what the others tell you then you lose!" Barbie said, frowning cutely.

Ko went first and Sal sat up straighter in his chair, a smile plastered on his face. Ko started selling her food and the girls told her to stick toothpicks in a customers Afro. She smiled at the customer and started to put them in while talking to them. The male customer laughed and let her do it until she ran out of toothpicks. The male customer winked at her and walked away with the toothpicks still in his hair! God this show is great.

Eventually it came to punishment time and Bessy was the big loser. Her punishment was terrible! She had to sit in a tub of cockroaches for thirty minutes and in her swimsuit! I tried to say she looked good in her swimsuit and Joe went rambling on why Bessy was the hottest. I let him think that but in reality Barbie is the hottest one out of the bunch.