Impractical Girls /I.J/

Chapter Ten

Joe's point of view:

I CAN'T BELIVE IM FINALLY GOING TO MEET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! Also, the ship is supposed to have free cuisine with the tickets and I'm gonna tear up that buffet like there's no tomorrow! Just have to make sure I don't embarrass myself in front of Bessy. Which is going to be extremely hard considering the fact that all of us are pretty much morons at least once a day. A gush of wind rushed by me and I saw James standing there with a scared look on his face. "Hey joe! Have you seen my present I was going to give Barbie if I ever met her?" Murr asked me frantically. I rolled my eyes at him and paused my packing for a minute. "Seriously? It's in your hand you dummy!" I said with a laugh.

He looked down at his hand and grinned sheepishly before just walking away. I swear, everyone in this place is going nuts! "Hey joe, do you think Si would like dark and musky cologne or crisp and fresh" Q asked me, leaning against the door frame. "Hell if I know!" I shouted, before frowning after realizing I sounded a little harsh. "Musky for sure bud." I said with a soft smile. He smiled at me and walked off, spraying on the cologne. What is it bother Joe day? Geesh.

A faint knock was heard on my door and I chose to ignore it, rolling my eyes lightly. "Have you checked your Twitter. Someone tweeted at you" sal murmured softly. My head snapped up and I grabbed for my phone looking at my notification and nearly passing out.

"@bessyboo mentioned you in a tweet"
I swallowed the lump in my throat and opened up my phone, practically hyperventilating. "@joegatto congrats on winning the four last tickets to the cruise! You and your friends could be eligible for the VIP backstage meet and greet ;)" I screamed and jumped up and down before shoving my phone in sals face. "YOU SEE THAT FART FACE! WE COULD MEET THEM AND SHAKE THEIR HANDS AND HUG THEM AND SHIT" I said with the widest grin on my face. Sal smiled brightly, matching my excitement as he jumped up and down too. "NO FUCKING WAY DUDE!"

I had to stop jumping eventually because I had one too many donuts but the excitement never left my system. "we've got to tell q and murr." I said, pulling sal towards the living room. "Emergency meeting" I announced, shaking with jitteriness and butterflies in my stomach. Murr and Q hurriedly made their way into the living room with permanent smiles on their faces. "Boys, I've got great news" I announced proudly. "Sorry Joe, but nothing gets better than free impractical jokers cruise tickets" murr said with a laugh. "Oh really? Not even VIP backstage?" I asked with a wide smirk on my face.

They both looked at each other, clearly stunned, before jumping on each other and hollering. "NO FUCKING WAY!" Q screamed loudly. Murr was laughing historically and practically running around the house. "Guys...GUYS...GUUYYSS....it's a maybe it's not a yes" I said, interrupting their celebration. They both pouted and sulked off to finish packing I assume. I rolled my eyes and went back to my room to finish packing myself. Let's see I need toothbrush and toothpaste, shower stuff, Cologne, deodorant, donuts, snacks, and a weeks worth of clothes. Yea I got it all, oh shit underwear. That would've been bad.
Probably should pack some swim trunks too.

"HEY JOEY. You excited for the trip?!" Murr practically yelled, walking into my room uninvited. I also gave him the middle finger until I saw the phone he was holding and laughed. "You recording me?" I asked him curiously and slightly annoyed. He nodded and I chuckled before giving him a thumbs up. "I'm real excited buddy. This is gonna be the trip of a life time. I can't wait to meet my Bessy. I mean uh bess...Murray I swear if you send this to the girls..." I warned him. He half giggled and ran out of the room. I sighed and continued packing until I heard a loud boom. I scurried out of the room to see sal and Murr wrestling on the ground and Q picking up the phone to record it. "This is comedy gold. They are fighting over who's better Ko or B. I mean obviously it's Si. She's the hottest" he said with a sigh.

"Yea no, Bessy is the hottest" I muttered, patting his shoulder. He turned the phone camera to me and cleared his throat. "I'm sorry can you say that again?" He said with a smirk. "what? Bessy is the hottest? Cause she is" I said laughing, not knowing why it was a big deal to say it. He smirked even wider and then stated playing on murray's phone. "Done" he said after a few minutes of tapping and clicking. Sal and Murr stopped fighting and we all have him a WTF look. "What did you just do?" Sal challenged him. Q's smile faded and he shrugged before tossing the phone to Murr and walking away slowly. Murray checked his phone and gasped before screaming like a dying ferret. "DUDE YOU SENT THE VIDEO TO ALL FOUR GIRLS!!!??" He shrieked. "You what? Brian! What the hell man? Now they are never going to want to meet us." I said with a defeated sigh.

I ignored their banter and went to my room, upset that Q posted the only video that could prevent the girls from wanting to see us. I cleared off my bed and set everything on the ground before crawling underneath the covers and scrolling through my social media apps. Nothing on Facebook. Nothing on Instagram, of course. Ah, notification on Twitter. I clicked on the Twitter app and nearly choked on my tongue. "@bessyboo favorited a tweet you were tagged in". No. Fucking. Way. I clicked on it and sure enough it was the video Q just posted. In fact...all 4 girls favorited the video. This is so not happening. I fanboyed for a moment before group messaging the guys. "Guys! Did you see Twitter!?" "Yes! It's amazing" "fantastic!" "She actually liked my video" the guys blew up my phone and I laughed at how bad THEY were freaking out. Maybe...old farts like us could have a chance with hot babes like them...after all Hugh Hefner has playboy bunnies and even though he's a dick Donald Trump gets some ladies. This world may not be so cruel after all.

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Sorry the chapter is so short guys. My girlfriend and I just broke up because of the long distance and I'm a little bummed out. Other than that...I hope you enjoyed this chapter and please feel free to leave comments below or beside :)

Love, Si ❤️