Priestly Love (priestxpriest)

Chapter 2: Surprise, Surprise!

Jesus folds his arms, "What. The. Hell." He rumbles in a deep holy voice.

Peter and Jacob were staring at Jesus in shock. They didn't move a single muscle.

"You men must know who I am." Jesus says.

As the brave one, Peter began to stutter on his words, "J-Jesus?!"

Jesus smiled and nodded his head. His smiling turned into laughing. His laughing kind of sounded too exaggerated and loud. Peter and Jacob were staring at Jesus. They both looked at each other like He's crazy.

"I know what you're thinking." Jesus said.

Jacob and Peter made eye contact again and had a conversation with their eyes:

Peter: don't we have to kneel?
Peter: he is the son of God...
Jacob: oh shoot you're right
Jacob: but you only have your underwear on
Peter: the hell cares

Peter and Jacob jump out of bed and kneel down and start praying the Our Father. While they were repeating the prayer several times, Jesus interrupted, "I forgive you."

Peter's eyes sparkled as he gasped from excitement. He grasped Jesus' hands.

"Thank you!" Peter joyfully exclaims.

"Pick your head up, Jacob." Jesus commands.

Jacob nervously picks up his head. He looks at Jesus, "Should I not be a deacon anymore because of what I've done?"

"You should already know the answer to that question." Jesus smiled.

"Jesus," Peter interrupted, "It is very great to have you here but, why did you randomly decide to show up?"

"Because I have never seen such a thing happen all of the years I've been up in heaven!"

"What thing?" Peter asks.

"Two men who've just received Holy Orders, having sex!" (I was gonna say pounding each other in the ass but I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't say that lol)

"I'm sorry." Jacob says, "I wasn't thinking straight. I was so turned on by Peter. His face, his hair, his -"

"That's the power of love." Jesus corrected himself, "True love."