Please read the whole thing, it took me a very long time to write it all, and it's word for word from the video that is attached to this chapter. Thank you.)
Japan Is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and its BEAUTIFUL
In the year -1,000,000,000 Japan might not have been here In the year -40,000 it was here and you could walk to it, and some people walked to it.
Then it got warmer some iceburgs melted it became an island and now there's lots of TREES. Because it's warmer.
So now there's people on the island, they're basically hanging out in between the mountains eating nuts off trees and using the latest technology like STONES, and BOWLS.
*ding dong* Its the outside world And they have technology from the future, like really good metal and crazy rice farms.
Now you can make a lot of rice. Really really quickly.
That means if you own the farm, you own a lot of food. Which is something everybody needs to SURVIVE.
So that makes you king.
Rice farming and rice kingdoms spread across the land all the way to here:
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The most important kingdoms were Here (hi) Here (chikushi) Here (izumo) Here (kibi) Here (yamato) Here (koshi) And here (kenu)
But this one was the most most important (yamato) Ruled by a "heavenly superperson" or (emperor) for short.
*Knock knock* get the door, its religion.
The new Prince wants everyone to try this hot new religion from baekje.
"Please try this religion." He said "No"said everybody. "Try it" he said. "No" said everybody again, quieter this time.
And so the religion was put into place and all the rules that came with it.
Then, the government was taken over by another clique and they made some forms.
Like -making the government govern more And -making the government more like China's government, which is a government that governs more
"Hi China" they said. "Hi dipshit" said China. "Can you call us something else, other than dipshit?"said Japan "Like what? " said China. "How about sunrise land?" (Japan) said Japan.
And they stole China's alphabet and wrote a book about themselves and then the made lots of poetry and art and another book about themselves.
Then they stopped moving the capital every time the emperor died and kept it in one place for a while (kyoto) right here (heian palace) And the concoured the north finally, get that squared away.
