Bob the Kitten

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Once upon a time, in a land far far away, live a small kitten named bob. Bob was a purple and green kitty who liked to eat plastic. One day, bob thought he had a piece of plastic, but in reality, it was nothing. That night, bob didn't eat. The next day, he went out to find some plastic again, as he pretty much failed miserably the previous night. Finally he found a piece of plastic on someone's lawn. As he went to retrieve it he stepped in a puddle. But that puddle wasn't shallow. NOOOOOONONONO, that puddle was deeper than bob was tall. So down went bob, into he deep deep puddle. But, bob didn't drown, why, you might ask? Well, my furry friend. That puddle of course, was a portal to an alternate dimension, where instead of bobs fur being purple and green, it was green and purple. And instead of his name being Bob, it was Bob. And intend of the sky being blue, IT WAS GALAXY. :0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:

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