How many children are in need of having some lettuce while ther are eating the cereal of the great man of doom? All of them, not enough children are eating lettuce while they are eating their cereal of the man of doom so it's up to you to help save them. With a Smol donation of one million thousand dollars to the lies...incorporation. You will be the proud savior of a child in need of the lettuce they must eat while eating their cereal of the man of doom. With one Smol donation of one million thousand dollars, you will receive, a free lotion sample for 5$, a free piece of blank white paper that says I'm a moon child on it. And lastly, one copy of The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire, with no pages in it.
Thank you very much for helping the children of the lettuce, tune in next time to hear about the fruit tales.
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Random weird thoughts I have
De TodoJust some weird thoughts that pop into my mind at random times while I'm daydreaming in school... I didn't make the cover by the by.
