Why is Percy called Percy and not Per-sea?
Seaweed brain!
Kelp head!
BLUE FOOD!!
Persassy!
Under the sea, down were it's better, down were it's wetter. Under the sea.
*walking on the beach with Annabeth* "Something fishy is going on here Wise Girl." "Uh huh, we're on a beach Seaweed Brain."
(AryaDumbledore helped with some of these! Thanks!)
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Jokes Based on Rick Riordan's Books
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