Kagura was suspiciously eyeing her temporary roommate, Okita Sougo. She'd finally come to the realization that he never told her why in the world he's here with her. And for some apparent reason, she needed that information. It became more convuluted when he came home bedraggled and walking weakly. He was too much of a smart *ss that night to be drunk, however.
"Why're you here?" She asked, poking his shoulder repeatedly. He was unperturbed. The girl was unimpressed, "Sadist, tell me."
He elicited a low growl and turned to her irately, "It's for an assignment. I'm meant to do Zaki's boring *ss job cause he's with his Jimmy family filled with Jimmy's!"
She giggled, "You're actually kinda funny, Sadist."
He blushed the tiniest bit and grabbed his paper, childishly grumbling. She rushed back to the kitchen and the sweet aroma of whatever she was cooking up caught Sougo's attention.
He walked over to her silently, and leaned over her shoulder, his breath tickling her ear. She stared at him, irritably pushing him away. He smiled cunningly, "Are you embarrassed to be in the same vicinity as me, China? Even if you are, my sole purpose on this planet is to agitate you to no end, so you're on the unlucky side of the spectrum."
Her eyebrow twitched, "Your sole purpose on this planet is about me?" She chuckled, "How despicable of you, a police officer, has a sole purpose and it's about an innocent girl four years younger!"
Sougo stayed eerily calm and silent and she looked at him inquisitively. He clenched his fist and stared at her, "That's right. My sole purpose is rightfully about you," he looked away, "and it'll remain that way."
She gaped at him, and he looked at her with truthful apprehension. "I'm kidding, China, stop acting so weird. It's annoying(ly cute)."
Kagura shook her head, grabbed his arm and grinned, "This has to stew for a bit, let's go play in the snow!"
Sougo raised and eyebrow at her, "I never knew dumb, ugly monsters could make plans."
She flicked him, "Do you want me to destroy you?"
He bit his lip and ran to his room to get ready. After Kagura heard the door close, she slumped down onto the nearest chair. Her face was red, and she was furiously trying to settle down the carnal happiness in her soul. F*ck this stupid, stupid Sadist! How can anyone say that with such equanimity?! 'My sole purpose is rightfully about you,' my ass!
She jolted when the loud 'kachak' of Sougo's bedroom door resounded about the echoey living room. The really was no closed off rooms. She threw on her jacket and put on her gloves and hat.
Sougo eyed her warily, "You seem on edge... What the hell happened while I was in my room?"
"Nothing," she muttered bitterly.
"Is that so?" He leaned in, trapping her between his arms and resting his hands on the foyer table. His crimson pools glimmered maliciously when she embarrassingly admitted defeat, "I'm not letting you escape until you tell me what's bothering you."
She puffed her cheeks and opened her mouth to speak, then ran through his legs. She opened the door and jumped into the thick but soft snow. She hollered, "I beat you, slow *ss! Hey grandpa, tell me when you're out the door so I can help you cross the porch!"
He tutted, "Ah, ah, ah wait till you're old enough to go places alone, little girl. Also, I'm looking for a pink-headed, sloppy, disgusting, annoying, ugly, fat beast. Now that I think about it, you kinda look like her. Her name's China." He dove into the snow alongside her and snickered when she angrily threw snow at him.
Kagura declared, "Okay, d*ckface, let's have a competition. We get five minutes to make as many snowballs possible, then we get to have a fight! Whoever gets hit the most amount of times loses."
"You're on, kid," he chuckled darkly, "I'm known for having an affinity with winning."
They gave each other rude hand gestures and isolated themselves into what they called the Sadist's den (Sougo) and the Queen's lair (Kagura). They were hastily creating the small balls of snow, and people who passed by mistook them for a childish couple.
Five minutes passed by quickly and Kagura's boisterous laughter caught Sougo's attention. She exclaimed, "Sadiiiiist! We're starting now!"
Sougo peered over his small barrier that barely covered him at all and nodded at her. However, he was oddly feeling quite dizzy and his mind was in a slight haze. He shook his head and shivered, causing the top of it to be exposed. He started to cough and nearly choked when the cold ball of snow hit his head. Of course, he was too angry and competitive to tell her he was feeling odd. Hell, he was too prideful to admit it to even himself. You're taking medication, Sougo, you won't get sick. He chucked a snowball at the ostentatious monster girl.
Kagura dodged the bullet-like snowball that rapidly travelled in her direction, and, very easily did the same to her opponent. Her eyebrow twitched when he irritatingly hid behind his barrier. She yelled, "Don't be a sissy, Sadist, show yourself!"
He was feeling dizzy again, and stubbornly ignored it and yelled back, "Shut up, I'm trying to melt it a little so that it becomes ice to do some real damage!"
Kagura growled at him and bent down to do the same. She got it ready and drew back her arm, her elbow adjacent to her ear and released, the ball travelling just as, if not, faster than the speed of sound. Sougo caught it with the back of his head. She howled with laughter.
At this point Sougo was starting to admit to himself that he didn't feel good. After he heard the laughter die down, he tentatively approached her. She stared at him, at first mockingly, but soon her face became more perturbed. "Are... You... Okay?"
He smiled at her weakly, "Chi....Na-" he collapsed.
"SADIST?!"
Sirens were heard not long after.
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