Toby: *brushes teeth* JEFF WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BRUSHING WITH
Jeff: A knife! They say its good when it bleeds.
Ben: *brushes so hard his teeth fall out* FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
Meanwhile...
Liu: *faps*
Jeff: BEN DONT FAP
Ben: *faps*
Jeff: You're dead to me.
Toby: I'm going to play Fallout 4 wanna play?
All: sure!
Roughly 6 hours later
Ben: I'm going to watch some porn
Hoodie: *drops spoon* that thought just put me off my breakfast.
Upstairs
Toby: what's that horrible sound?
Jeff: *Sings and dances to mirror* ALL MY LADIES LISTEN UP, IF THAT BOY AINT GIVING UP, MOVE THOSE LIPS AND SWING THOSE HIPS CAUSE ALL YOU GOT TO SAY IS- TOBY FUCK OFF!
Toby: *holds in laughter* welp, I'm going to eat breakfast.
Jeff: I'll never forget you Offenderman.
Ben: *faps too hard his dick falls off* OWWW!
Toby: that's our morning routine! See ya!
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Day In The Life Of Creepypasta
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