Toby: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFF!!
Jeff: WHAT!
Toby: PICK UP YOUR FUCKING CANDY OR ILL STICK EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND HOPE TO EVERY RELIGION THAT YOU'LL CHOKE ON IT!!
Jeff: *walks up stairs*
When suddenly!
Offenderman: why hello Jeffrey. *grabs Jeff's crotch*
Jeff: WHAT THE FU-
Offenderman: *muffles Jeff's speech* heh heh... Let's get freaky...
Jeff: 😬 😡😣😴
Meanwhile...
Masky: I GOT CHEESECAKE
Ben: BISH FUC YO CHESCAK BISH
Masky: YO WANA FACKIN GO M8?!?!?
Ben:W0T YU SAYIN N00B
Jane: BISH SHAT TEH FAC UP IM TRYIN TO WATCH THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
Ben: *pulls cable out* OH YEA ARR YE NOW?
Jane: WHEN WERE YOU A FUCKING PIRATE?!?!
Ben: LAST WEEK BISH!
Ten hours later...
Ben, Jane and Masky: *knocked out*
In Jeff's room
Jeff: OH OH OH OWWW OWW AWW PUSH IT SLIDE IT OHH
Offenderman: DO YOU LIKE THAT?
Jeff: OHH ITS EVERYWHERE! ITS ALL OVER THE BED
Offenderman: OWW I CUT MYSELF
Toby: What the fu- HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU TWO NAKED IN A CIRCLE AROUND A CHEESE GRATER?!?
Offenderman: I- I can explain!
Toby: WHY ARENT YOU IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT!
Offenderman: I-i-
Toby: *sets offendy on fire*
Offenderman: AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
Jeff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ONE TRUE LOVE!
Offenderman: J-Jeffrey I... I'm an octopus...
Jeff: B-but...
Offenderman: I can't have your... Babies...
Jeff: *sobs* WHYYYYYYY!!!
Toby: *slowly backs out of room* err ok...
Jeff x Offenderman. An impossible love.
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