Day In The Life Of Creepypasta

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((Little authors note: Sorry for not updating! I'm currently on holiday and I didn't have alot of time to update! Thanks!))

Toby: *asleep*

Ben: *pokes his head across the room* HEY BITCH

Toby: HOLY FUCKSHSGJSGSTGSHILL SLIT YOUR THROAT LITTLE ELF BOY

Ben: WE'VE GOT A FUCKING STALKER TOBASS

Toby: what the fuck do you mean jACKASS

Ben: sOMEONE HACKED MY MINECRAFT ACCOUNT

Toby: I DONT GIVE A SHIT NOW LET ME SLEEP

Ben: hISSsSSSSSSS

Ten minutes later...

Masky: *on the computer, in the basement* Uh... Ok! I'm in his webcam!

???: *On the phone* Good. Is he on his computer?

Masky: No, but he is currently... hOLY FUCK HES MASTURBATING OVER A PICTURE OF YOU *pours bleach over his eyes* HOLY FUCK

???: It appears you have failed. I will have to put you to sleep, until you are ready to work again.

Masky: uNDERFAL-

//FUZZ\\

Meanwhile...

Jeff: wait. where the fuck is masky?

Jane: he's probably masturbating to pictures of cheesecake

Liu: *walks in* Heyo.

Jeff: where the fuk u bin

Liu: I had to get Ben a new password, so I went to go outside to get an idea.

Clockwork: YA GOT DEM DILDOS MAN

Liu: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOULD YOU FUCK OFF

Clockwork: TOBIAS IS ASLEEP SO I CAN'T JACK HIM OFF

Liu: YOU JACKED TOBY OFF!?

Clockwork: yeh like seven times

Smile Dog: bark (BITCH U A SLUT)

In Toby's Room...

Toby: BEN PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM! IM TIRED

Ben: too much fuckin clockwork, eh?

Toby: I HAVE A FUCKING HATCHET BACK OFF

Ben: stab me then, clocky fucker

Toby: *throws hatchet in bens dick, causing it to drop off* NOW FUCK OFF, DICKLESS

Ben: AHHHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING PISSHEAD CUNT

In A Mysterious Location...

???: Your last 'friend' failed me. Let's hope you know better.

Mothman: Don't worry, Underfaller . I won't.

When suddenly, Ben storms into the room!

Ben: mOTHMAN YOU ABSOLUTE CUNTHEAD MUTHERFUCKER SHITY FACE BITCH ASSHOLE HOW DARE YOU HACK MY MINECRAFT ACCOUNT

Underfaller : Don't panic! He can't kill you! BECAUSE I HAVE THE DEATH NOTE!

Ben: you fuckin asshole

Underfaller : *writes name in Death Note* I guess I win... Benjamin.

Ben: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies*

Bens Minecraft Friends: OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED BEN!

Bens Barbie Friends: YOU BASTARD!

All: ...

Toby: That escalated quickly.

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Credit to Underfaller for being such a boss at writing books, and giving me great ideas through creativity!