*On the bus*
Me: *looking at a kid's umbrella* That umbrella..
Riley (8th grader): Shut up your face is an umbrella
Me: what---
Riley: Your hairline be lookin' like an umbrella
Riley: Your life is a trash can
Me: •-•
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11037 FUCKBOYS AND COUNTING (FOURTH RANDOMNESS BOOK BIATCH)
RandomWHY HELLO AGAIN, CINNAMON ROLLS. BACK FOR MORE RANDOM, I SEE. WELP, ONCE AGAIN, I WELCOME YOU BACK TO THY LAND OF RANDOM. HOME OF ALL SHIPS, FUCKBOYS, AND RANDOM SHYTE ALIKE. SAY IT WITH ME NOW, THE GATES ARE NOW OPEN
