-Talking about How To Have Sex in 100 steps*
Austin: Step 4, grab a knife.
Paige: Wtf what do you need a knife for?
Me: For penetration.
Both of them: *look at me* O_O
Me: You penetrate her with the sharp part of the knife. .o.
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