Promise Me ~ A Style Fanfic ~

Chapter 2| The First Kiss

It's been about five years since I have come to terms with my sexuality. To be honest, it hasn't really been an obstacle in my life so far. It was easy to hide your sexuality when you were an eight year old boy because, well most kids didn't have a sex drive or desire to be romantic with others. Heck, most boys still thought that girls had cooties. However, there were some times when I had to act straight to blend in with the others. Like the time when Bebe's breasts developed and all the boys in my class started acting like cavemen. I had no idea what we were doing but I just went with the flow because I knew I would be outed if I didn't. I even managed to slyly convince the boys that I was straight by kissing that Rebecca girl. Unfortunately, that kiss turned her into a slut.

We were thirteen now and the fear of cooties was turning into the obsession with boobies. It seemed everyday at the lunch table someone would bring up the topic of sex, usually Kenny. This would cause the boys to start talking about the girls. Wendy had nice, perky tits. Red's ass was round and bubbly. Bebe was a freaky slut. I had heard it all before and I never joined in because I just couldn't relate. I wished they would be more open minded and allow any gay people to talk about some of the boys. I had a couple of things I would like to say about Stan. Stan was so muscular. Stan's messy, ivory hair was so dreamy. Stan's ass was round and bubbly. I sighed. Stan's ass was amazing. Every time I saw it, I would become mesmerized by its firmness and end up daydreaming about fondling and licking it...

"Wouldn't you agree, Kyle?" Kenny asked me, nudging me with his elbow and snapping me out of my fantasy.

"Huh? What?" I said startled. I looked frantically around at the other boys who were staring at me expectedly.

"I said wouldn't you agree that Nicole has the biggest tits in the entire eighth grade class."

"Uh...I don't know. I thought Sonya had the biggest tits," I said weakly. This was so awkward. I didn't pay attention to boobs. How was I suppose to know who had the biggest tits?

Cartman let out a laugh and spit out his milk right into Craig's face. "HAH! Sonya is the fattest girl in school! She has fat boobs! Those don't count!" The other boys grunted in agreement. "Yeah, dude," Stan said to me.

"You're one to talk! You're a fatass yourself!" All the boys laughed. I hated Eric Cartman. I hated everything he said to me. He had become my arch rival and has harassed, humiliated, and even tried to kill me hundreds of time the past five years. He was a fat, racist, piece of shit and the fact that someone so vile hasn't been given the death sentence yet made me sick.

"Eyy! I'm not fat. This is all muscle right here!" And he flexed showing us his beefy arm. It was true Cartman was bulking up and his fat was turning into hard muscle but he was still seventy-five percent jelly and I would never let him forget he was fat tub of lard.

"I would still fuck her tits," Kenny said. It was hard to tell behind his parka but I am sure he was wearing a perverse smirk on his face. Ugh. How do you fuck boobs? Straight sex was so confusing and disgusting.

"Guys, I'm bored. All we do is talk about tits and pussy," Stan chirped in, "Let's do something fun for once at lunch." Thank you, Stan!

"Like what?" Clyde asked.

"We could play truth or dare," Kenny said with a wink.

"Ugh, that's a girls game!" Cartman whined, "and guys only play with it girls so they can squeeze boobies without getting it in trouble."

"Then let's get some girls to play." Stan got up and walked over to where his girlfriend Wendy was sitting. He said something to her and she and Bebe got up and walked to our table.

"Awh, sweet!" Cartman said and he rubbed his hands together in delight.

"Okay now that everyone is here, who gets to go first?" Stan asked.