The Survivors

Funtimes in The Wasteland

I was the first to wake. I looked around and saw everyone sleeping. I got up and quietly walked outside. The sun was just showing over the horizon. It would be another hour before Sergeant Trinity wakes up. I laughed at my own joke. I sat down on the porch and watched the streets. I saw a spider the size of a car crawled out of a house across the street. I groaned slightly.

"As long as it doesn't see me I'm fine." I said to myself. Still need to work on that talking problem. I saw it crawl down the road. Towards the army base. "Wow one time something doesn't attack." I said. I sat back down and looked at my arm. The bandage was still on. I moved my arm around and there was no pain at all. I unwrapped my arm and dried blood was what remained by the stitches. I was surprised on how fast it healed. I then took the bandage on my head off. I forgot that was there. I looked at my clothes and seen all the blood all over me. Andrew probably thought I was crazy. As soon as I thought that I heard movement in the bushes. It was Andrew. He was holding a shot gun.

"Try it she said. Well I'll show her." He said. Crawling around the bush. I stumbled around and grabbed my bag. I saw my gun. Then a bunch of matches, which gave me an idea. I walked up around to the bush I saw him. He didn't notice me some how, and lit a match. The bush slowly caught fire, but it went. I backed up when it started spreading.

"What the?" Yelled Andrew he got up and ran. I saw his pant leg on fire. I laughed to myself as he swatted it out. I noticed he left his shotgun. I stomped out the fire the best I could and walked to him with my revolver raised. He looked at me in fear.

"You showed her now didn't you" I said with a smirk.

"You heard that. No no no. I was kidding. I want to be with you guys. I don't want to hurt you I swear." He said stuttering like a fool. I just looked at him with a seriously face. He then tried to run. I fired a bullet into his leg and he fell. Trinity and Derek came running from the building seconds later.

"What's happening?" Trinity asked

"Oh just Andrew coming to say hi" I said.

"Yeah yeah. To say hi. Nothing else." He said.

"Can it Solid Snake." I said. Everyone looked at me. "You guys weren't much of gamers were you?"

"Shut up. Why did you shoot him in the leg?" Trinity asked

"Cause he was going to show you apparently." I said laughing.

"I'm waiting for him to go And I would of gotten away with it to! If it wasn't for you meddling kids!" Trevor said walking up.

"Do you guys always make jokes during these type of situations?" Andrew asked.

"Shut up!" Everyone yelled at once.

"So what do we do with the one hole wonder?" Derek asked.

"Wouldn't he have two holes?" Trevor asked.

"Oh yeah." Derek said laughing.

"Guys" Trinity said.

"Oh my god I'm going to die laughing." I said falling to the ground in tears. Trevor and Donovan started to laugh even harder.

"Guys!" Yelled Trinity. We all stopped and looked at her. "Your little joke is crawling away." We looked down and saw Andrew trying his best to crawl as fast as he can. Trevor, Derek, and I started laughing even harder. All of a sudden a loud noise echoed through the sky.

"Was that an eagle? Asked Trevor. All of a sudden a bald eagle bigger then an elephant swooped by and picked Andrew up. He was screaming as the bird took him a way.

"Oh my god!" Trinity yelled busting into laughter as the eagle split him in half.

"Really! You laugh at that!" Trevor yelled with a sickened look on his face.

"Sorry. Oh my god. Alright let's go before that thing swoops back around"