The Chip

Chapter 10

Chapter 10

"I still can't believe you'd kick me where the" He clears his throat " sun doesn't shine, and then pin me against the wall with a bed!" Stefan exclaims, his arms flailing as he's pacing the area in front of the bed.

"You know, technically I did warn you, when we first moved in here, I told you that I don't deal with idiots. It's your fault that you acted like an idiot." I say and he just gawks at me.

"Whatever," he mumbles

"But what about the—" he pauses and I complete the sentence for him

"Dick-kick?" I smile and put on a mask of innocence.

I hear a spurt of coughing and look at him to see that he's choking so I get up and pat him on the back.

"Didn't anyone tell you not to be so vulgar?!"

"a) you should be asking yourself this and

b) I grew up with Tara Hearst as a best friend."

"Ah, because that explains so much"

he says and warrants himself a glare from me. I stop glaring when I realize that he still hasn't told me what his abilities are.

"Hey, Steff?"

"Yes Anna Banana?"

"Who the fuck is Anna Banana?"

"I thought I'd give it a try"

"Well, you tried and failed. Quite miserably, might I add."

"You know what, I think I like it."

"No. You don't"

"Oh really?"

"Yes really"

"Okay Anna Banana, what were you going to ask me"

"You do realize that with a flick of my fingers your balls are ashes right?"

"Ah, but what if I'm a hydro?"

"Just don't call me that atrocity of a nickname, and we won't have a problem."

"Okie Dokie, artichokie."

You did not just say that.

"Aww but why not? You're my sugar cookie."

"Stefan, stop with the food names."

"Okay sunshine."

"Stefan!"

"Am I doing something wrong muffin?"

"STEFAN I SWEAR TO GOD!"

"Okay, we'll compromise. How about Smuffin?"

"NO!"

"Anna Banana it is then"

"Ugh you are an insufferable ass."

"I'm pretty sure I'd be that really hot ass that everyone stares at though right? Like, I'd be someone's Lucky Ass?"

"Good Lord give me strength"

"Ooh, already calling me your master? But don't worry babe, I'll give you strength and endurance."

"We both know I could beat your ass in an instant Stefan. Don't make me show off my talents."

"Good point. How about you show off some other talents?" He says, wiggling his eyebrows.

And it all ends with Mr. Smuffin ends up being pinned against the wall by a mattress again.

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A/N

Hey Guys!

Second update today!!!

So.... I wrote this chapter yesterday and I totally loved it because this definitely has some connections to my real life and my friends so, I wanted to talk to them about it so badly today (they read my story) but I realized that there's no way they would have read it. SO now, they can read it and we can laugh and rant about it. 

SO, after this chapter are there any new ship names surfacing? 

Please comment letting me know if you liked that chapter, because I love hearing what you guys have to say and I try my best to respond to every comment. Also, please vote because you taking a second to click that little star totally makes my day!!!

Okay, I'll end it off there. Thanks guys!
~Dinithi

P.S. I cried writing chapter eleven... Just a teaser there!!!