Want My Knife?

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Jeff: *Smiles to Chris* Hey Chris, want my knife? *Knife is in his pants*

Chris: I want your knife.

Jeff: Then come and get it?.. *Blushes*

Chris: Mk. *Kicks Jeff where the sun don't shine*

Jeff: AHH *Knife drops down pants to his feet, and holds area*

Chris: Thaaaaaaaaanks! *Runs off with the knife*

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