I Eat Pasta For Breakfast... On Crack

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EJ: *Swears so much after Lazari biting him*

Slenderman: *Picks up Lazari*
-I 💗 Tentacle Porn
-Rocking dem shades

Lazari: Dat Ass?

Slenderman: AW HELL NAW!

EJ: I WANT A RESTRAINING ORDER, ASSHOLE!

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