New Year

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Ben: HAPPY NEW YEAR JEFF!! *Hug me!*

Jeff: *Ignoring* Oh true, it's a new year now. That means...

Jeff: HAPPY NEW YEAR DEAR KNIFE!

Ben: Jeff that's just a stupid knife...

Ben: That thing doesn't "listen"

Jeff: Shh don't listen to him he doesn't know what he's saying... *Strokes knife*

Jeff: Sh*t, I cut myself...

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