Girls Can't Playfight

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*Masky & Jeff are fighting*

Clockwork: Ma-Masky, will you please stop doing that? You're gonna get all Jeffy...

Angel: Clockwork, boys have to play fight because they secretly wanna touch each other.

*Jeff & Masky death stare*

Jeff: Yeah, you wish you could play fight... *Sticks pointer finger up* But girls can't! Cause it always turns into a real fight.

Angel: Are you seriously telling me that if me and Clockwork wanted to play fight, we couldn't?

Jeff: Uhh... Lemme listen to the echo of what I just said... *Whispers* Girls can't play fight... YEP THAT'S WHAT I THINK.

Masky: I agree. Girls are bitches.

Angel: Really?...

Angel: Cmon Clockwork put your hands up. *Positions*

Clockwork: Mkay!... Watch and learn, boys!

*Clockwork & Angel just slap each other softly*

Angel: *Giggles* See it's just all fun and games!?

*Clockwork scratches Angel*

Angel: Oww... YOU SCRATCHED ME!!! *Grabs clockwork's head and tries to choke her*

Clockwork: AHH GET OFF OF ME BIG FOOT!

Angel: I'LL MAKE IT FUCKIN WORSE!!!

Masky: *Lifts Clockwork & Angel up and separates them*

*Angel & Clockwork stand and stare at each other in embarrassment*

Jeff: ...Spoil sport.

Masky: Hey!... Yours was gonna kill mine.

*Masky & Jeff death stare for 2 minutes*

Jeff: *Tackles Masky*

*Le Jeff & Masky have a fight for real*

Angel: ...They play fighting, or fighting?

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