Life Hacks/Facts With Jeff #3

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Jeff: Hey b*tch. So... You're over at your gf's house, cutting up onions for dinner or some sh*t. But that girl's watching you, and you don't wanna cry... What do you do?

Jeff: Well, say no more! Cause chew some goddamn gum while you cut dem onions... Tears SHOULD stay hidden.

Jeff: But if you don't got any of dat gum and so you start cryin' tell your GF why... "I was crying because Jeff is too beautiful for me!"

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