*Phone rings*
Ben: *Looks at the phone* GOD DAMNIT ITS TELEMARKETING
Jeff: *Grabs phone* Ben... Lemme handle dis.
*3 seconds later*
Jeff: *Answers* Hello? Yeah I'm doing great I-... Just a second my pen*s is out... Hold on one second just hold on...
Jeff: Mom!
*Silence*
Jeff: MOM!
*Silence*
Jeff: *Deep breath* MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
*Silence*
Jeff: MY D*CK'S OUT!!
*Silence*
Jeff: GET THE F*CKIN SPATULA!!!!!!!!!
Jeff: *Puts the phone to ear* Hello? Yes, sorry I just um... Wait how may I help you?... Wait just hold on a second- MOM!!
*Silence*
Jeff: THERE'S A F*CKIN TRUMPET IN MY ASSH*LE!!!!... THE F*CK?!
*Silence*
Jeff: ...I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE OWN A TRUMPET!!
Jeff: *Puts phone back to ear again* Hello?... Yes, wait, did you say no obligation?... Wait hold on a seco- MOMMM!!!! THE F*CKIN DOG'S SH*TTING ON THE LAWN!!! MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!...
*Silence*
Jeff: ...Mom?
Jeff: *Puts phone back to ear* Hi, I just realized my mom's been dead for 10 years...
*Silence*
Jeff: Who the f*ck was I talking to...
Jeff: *Hangs up*
*5 seconds later of Ben witnessing the whole thing*
Ben: ...YAS!!
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Creepypasta Funny Moments
Fanfiction***I do not own the pictures*** What are them Creepypastas up to?... Who knows, read to find out!
