Creepypasta Funny Moments

Scissor Mouth Is Drunk

Scissor Mouth: *Passed out*

Jeff: Are you okay?

Scissor Mouth: *Wakes up* THAT'S NOT A RAINBOW WHAT'S IN THESE SHROOMS...

Jeff: Jesus Christ!

Scissor Mouth: *Looks up at Jeff* Who the hell are you?

Jeff: Jeff the killer... Jeffrey... How the hell, don't you know me?

Scissor Mouth: Oh... I know you...

Jeff: Oh really?

Scissor Mouth: HEY! I'M JEFF! I KILLED MY MOM! I CUT MY MOUTH I HAVE NO EYELIDS! I'M PAYIN HOOKERS TO DO ME! GOT KIDNAPPED BY SOME GIRL! GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP!

Jeff: ...WTF...