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She: I'm in a relationship                                                                                                                                                         You: Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.


My mum thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?


Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing


Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!


Your so cute its distracting


You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.


Roses are red violets are blue I didn't know what perfect was until I met you

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