Can I punch you in the face..[pause].. with my lips?
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mum what my next girlfriend looks like.
I have to show you the prettiest girl I've ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
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ContoJust a different variety of pick up lines, some will be dirty, cheesy and what not. Hope use enjoy it
