You should stop drinking! (why?) Because you are driving me home.
You should join the circus. (why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
I'm jealous of your dress. (why?) Because its touching your body, and I'm not.
Sorry I can't hold on....I've already fallen for you.
So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? (no) Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell all about it.
You remind me of my dead ex girlfriend.
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Historia CortaJust a different variety of pick up lines, some will be dirty, cheesy and what not. Hope use enjoy it
