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You make me wish I weren't gay!


You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.


You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.


You look familiar, have we had sex before?


You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?


You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together.


You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other woman look bad.

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