You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
You got nice breast, but what colour are your nippers? Brown or Pink?
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
You can't be my first, but you can be my next.
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is like a French kiss, but down under
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
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Short StoryJust a different variety of pick up lines, some will be dirty, cheesy and what not. Hope use enjoy it
