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Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?


Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.


Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.


Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.


Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.


Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!


Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?


Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"


Want to play lion? (She asks, "What's that?") That's where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!




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