the vampire diaries rant

TVD 7x19 review

Helllo beautiful babes 

so this episode is fucked up like any other TVD episode let's start 

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 it starts off with Bonnie 3 years ago in the dorm taking her stuff and she's taking the picture of her with Elena & Caroline , SEASON 4 FEELS , when i saw the letters 

EG :Elena Gilbert  BB :Bonnie Bennett  CF :Caroline Forbes , barolina feels , miss their friendship so much , she still takes the letter Damon got her , so these people who i guess are from the Armory trying to kill my baby , Enzo saves her and they leave together 

In the mean time Bonnie is so confused bout the pills and when Enzo hugged her from behind , i remembered STELENA , so Damon knocks and she opens it and when he starts talking she's like " NO , Bitch u ain't got the right to talk to me , talk to this British guy who i started dating like 3 seconds ago , BYE FELICIA " 

so the place where Enzo keeps Rayna is the same place he brought Bonnie when they ran from the Armory 3 yeas ago , Damon & Enzo are trying to make a deal with Rayna , Damon's comments are everything , when he's like ur gonna die in both ways but in this way you'll die when u finally do something good in ur life , so she gives him a list of names and she'll think bout it after that , and he only has 48 hours WTF 

Enzo is probably the only person who told Bonnie how she's amazing & she deserves better , BITCH SAME , Bonnie is like dying for the 1964565894637269326445368th time 

Stefan is lookin so fine , he gives Ric a visit u can feel the awkwardness in the air & Ric gets defensive over Caroline , cuz maybe he knows if Caroline ever saw Stefan or talked to him maybe those feelings will come back and he'll lose the chance of marrying her , he thinks he's protecting her from Stefan which not true at all i doubt Stefan could hurt her again THAT'S WHAT I THINK 

Bamon & Enzo road trip was fun , but Bonnie ignoring Damon was NOT , i understand her tho , like he left and bailed on her so i got ya fam , when they team up to kill those stone vampires i LOVED it , miss how the gang were always together in the past seasons  

one and half years ago is when Enzo became boyfriend goals , when he like surprised Bonnie with the food and the light & all that , Bonnie looks gorgeous as usual ,   they were about to kiss and he goes out , we see Alaric & Stefan in a bar , Ric being himself and Damon calls for help Both Stefan & Ric help him , i know Ric is only doing this for Bonnie but deep down there U know he likes it 

This bitch is trying to convince Enzo to give up Bonnie saying she'll save their own family & Bonnie from dying , I DON'T TRUST THAT BITCH , Damon is so worried bout Bonnie u can see it on his face , when like the marks are appearing on her hands , why are the writers putting every main character in danger making me die then just bring him back ? of course I'm happy they didn't kill them off but this is torture 

we all need to take guitar lessons from Enzo , Dammmmmmn the kid can sure play it well , so he's teaching Bonnie TRYING to act cute but it doesn't work so they kiss & Jealous Damon is something i haven't seen before , They Find that guy who saved Caroline's life , Bonnie & Enzo tell Damon not to kill him but he does cuz HE'S DAMON 

so they're like pissed so Damon & Enzo are throwing shade at each other 

WHERE IS CAROLINE THO ?

can u feel the sexual tension between Enzo & Damon ? or is it just me *everyone goes quiet* okay then it's just me , Damon & Bonnie's scenes just fucked up my Bamon heart whyyyy ??? Alaric is trying way to hard to make Stefan forget bout seeing Caroline which doesn't work , the part where he was talking bout her and how she pretended that she goes to a reading/book club but she used to drive to the river and cry , it broke my heart , POOR CARE BEAR 

Ric says " i know her better than everyone else now" honey stop , ur embarrassing ur self , okay I'm NOT  steroline shipper , but i was in love with their friendship , and he was there through her transition , he taught her how to feed , how to control her blood thirst , he knows for like 7 seasons while Ric was gone for Two seasons and suddenly they're getting married ? DA FUQ

when Stefan said " so who sleeps in the second bedroom ?" SHIT GOES DOWN , Alaric hits him in the head and i was so ready to fight but then he just leaves , Bonnie's NEW thing with Enzo seems really forced , THAT'S WHAT I FELT 

anyways , Stefan shows up to Alaric's house again , then my baby , my child , my angel , Caroline Fucking Forbes shows up and i screamed , I FUCKING MISSED HER 

i was expecting like a hi or a super boring convo like Cf's style but she just ignores him and Ric shuts up the door on his face , My baby doesn't deserve this kind of treatment , so Damon calls them both when he walks into Rayna to see who's next on the list 

Rayna clearly had MORE vamp stone names , they were all over the floor , the ceiling , the walls , EVERYWHERE , i swear if something happened to my baby ? SHIT IS GOING DOWN,