the vampire diaries rant

Quotes : Damon Salvatore ( my fav )

hellllo my amazing readers

okay so alot of people thought that i hate damon

i DON'T hate damon , he's amazing , i just hate him when he's with elena , other then that he's perfect

so i decided to make a chapter of his amazing sarcastic quotes , cuz he's magical

enjoooooooy

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"If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery."-Damon to Rose

"Good day for a mid-life crisis. 164 years...I'd say you're due."-Damon to Stefan

"Bad century."Katherine: "Bad day?"
Damon: "Bad century."

"You have no sense of humor."Damon: "You have no sense of humor."
Stefan: "I have no sense of Damon humor."

-Damon to Isobel

"Elena's only goal is to end Katherine's life, and that's not gonna just magically disappear with Pilates and a juice cleanse."-Damon to Stefan

"It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud."-Damon to Stefan

"You successfully cured him of anything that was interesting about his personality."Damon: "You successfully cured him of anything that was interesting about his personality."
Elena: "Don't forget who helped me."
Damon: "I hate myself."

"I get you out of here and your ass is sipping Klaus-free margaritas in some unknown island somewhere, no way."-Damon to Katherine

"You spent the last century and a half being a poster child for Prozac. and now you expect me to believe this new you has nothing to do with human blood."-Damon to Stefan

"If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it."-Damon to Elena and Stefan

"You seem awfully chipper lately. Less doom and gloom. More pep in your step."-Damon to Stefan

"I tried to kill a werewolf and failed. Now I feel like I'm not living up to my best self."-Damon to Katherine

"Oh, I understand. I understand. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong. I get it."-Damon to Elena

"But I didn't, and if I wanted to I would have. Does that not count for anything?"Bonnie: "You tried to kill me."
Damon: "But I didn't, and if I wanted to I would have. Does that not count for anything?"

"Busy day. Dead fake girlfriend and all."Elena: "You've been dodging my calls."
Damon: "Busy day. Dead fake girlfriend and all.

"Really? That's weird because I'm a dick."Mason: "We haven't met, Mason Lockwood."
Damon: "Oh sure, hey, Damon Salvatore."
Mason: "I know, heard great things about you."
Damon: "Really? That's weird because I'm a dick."

"Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?"-Damon to Stefan

"I'm not that tall."Andie: "So what do you want, Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome?"
Damon: I'm not that tall

"Stefan's different. He wants the whole human experience. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother."-Damon to Alaric

"Some girls just can't resist my good looks, my style and my charm and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift."-Damon to Stefan

"Stefan was a cocky Ripper douche, but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own."-Damon to Elena

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that's it

hope u liked it

damon's quotes r da best

i'm home alone and i'm kinda scared it's soo................... Lonely

okay

adore u allllll

byyyyyye