the vampire diaries rant

The Originals 3x22 review

Hellllllo beautiful people 

i know , i haven't updated in like decades but it's only because my exams are coming and the teachers are pushing us to finish the books as fast as possible but since tomorrow i have a trip there's no studying tonight so i watched the Episode and decided to update for ya'll 

enjoooy reading 

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it starts with Marcel getting out of the water looking all hot and shit having those flashback of him and Klaus and when Elijah was teaching him , his vampire face is really hot tho

Elijah & Hayley in bed naked and i was so confused i thought that he had a boob growing i re-watched the scene like a million time to make sure but it wasn't so , she says ' were u watching me sleep ' which brought back my Stelena feels ofc cuz that scene when she was in bed in season 2 episode 6 , and she was starring at him sleeping , gosh did Julie like stole every Stelena thing and just gave it to EVERY ship on the show ?

my question is why didn't Hayley spoke bout Marcel like wtf ? like i know what Elijah did was very very wrong and he should have better plans but Hayley just ignores the whole deal and she says ' we are still here ' OH MY GOD she sounds just like Elena , Stop thinking bout ur self and Elijah , Klaus holding Hope was the cutest tho , Elijah shows up and they start talking bout their family and how they will protect it at any cost

Freya needs some new hobbies like every time she pops up she's either dying or saying some witch spells , girl needs to get a life , so she does a spell that shows Klaus's enemies and all the blood goes to New Orleans , it's so obvious why are they acting dumb ? Marcel shows up in a hoodie and i couldn't be any happier i missed his smile , so he's with Vincent and Vincent is worrying bout the innocent people since he's been hearing news bout Vampire coming to town , honestly i couldn't care less is Marcel who's the dangerous , but idk they better came up with a plan that will take the inner Lucien ( missed him ) and just let us have our amazing Marcel back , a plan that DOESN'T INVOLVE ANY OF MY BABIES DYING

so someone stabs or killed Freya I'm pretty sure she's not dead , so a lot of Vampire come inside the house and Marcel shows up , Marcel would differently make it into the Victoria Secret show with the dramatic appearance and the sassy stuff , dude is a man Victoria Beckham , so he says that all the people in the house is going to witness the fall of the Mikaelsons , I'm terrified at this point , please god don't let this happen , the bigger problem is the I CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM , I'm in love with Marcel but I'm also married to the Mikaelsons so idfk

Vincent is trying to calm the witches since the realize how the vampires numbers are getting bigger & bigger , so we see the officer again , i don't understand how he managed to understand all of this in a very shot time good for u , so he takes Vincent to a crime scene where the strix are all dead , all over the place someone bites the poor officer and Vincent helped him by stabbing him , Back to freya so that stupid vampire stabbed her with some sort of poison , Hayley shows up to help her , Hayley's fight scenes are the best tbh , so she asks Freya to take care of Hope while she goes to find something that will stop Marcel

Kol talking bout D and how he loved her too , but Marcel freaks out and he bites him , then he bites Elijah , that's it i can't handle this , they can't die like this , what am i going to do with my life now , this show that was all bout them now like 1 of them are dead , two is gonna die if they don't figure it out soon , one is poisoned and the other is sleeping------- * Rebekah show up * YAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

she looks good for someone who's gonna go mad soon , so Klaus takes his brothers and goes away , my question is why are those people cheering , like it's his Blood that made u , stupid vampires , so she asks for an explanation and my Rebel heart , love her dress tho

Freya , Hayley , Klaus , Elijah & Kol in Lucien's house  , so Freya goes on & on how they need 3 different Cures to different diseases  , Rebekah asks Marcel to cure her brothers and he says there's no cure , her reaction killed me , Rebekah is the only one who never kills anyone for their family that's why i love her , so he says let's take justice and I'm like what is he talking bout , biting my two babies wasn't enough ?

Elijah is just sitting there letting death take over him , he's so perfect , i will not say goodbye to my child like that , he doesn't deserve to die like that , neither Kol , & Freya even Cami , so he hugs Klaus and tell him to take care of Hayley & Rebekah and seeing Elijah cry always makes me cry no matter what he's done , he's still my child and I'll always protect him , Freya comes up with a plan but Klaus needs to go back to the mikaelson house , i can't even believe how she's managing to do this , she's poisoned but she's still fighting to the last breath , Hayley & Klaus have this cute moment where he asks her to take care of Hope , whats up with everyone saying goodbye ? I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP ON THEM NOW , OR NEVER

so he goes and he sees Rebekah and that hug just killed me , he goes inside and everyone in there is pissed , Marcel sitting in a chair acting like the fucking King ? calm ur tits dude

so he goes on & on bout what Klaus done , which is stupid cuz everyone knows bout that , every single person on both of these shows has killed at least someone , and yes Klaus did kill a lot of people or tortured them so what , we all know that 

the look on Marcel's face when he sees Klaus's look u can tell that Klaus isn't scared and when he does that he always has a plan , Freya writing some stuff which is related to the plan i guess , Kol is going insane and was just bout to rip Hayley's head off before Elijah stepped in , Rebekah's Mark is getting worse

Bekah steps up for Klaus and she wants to speak for him , Bekah starts talking and she says everything i said but just when i was bout to hug her the curse starts and she goes all Matt on us , she says everything which is true like when he daggered him , when he killed their parents they were assholes but still 

Marcel asks the stupid crowd if they came for a decisoun and they all yell " KILL HIM ", i swear to god if Marcel touches my baby I'll kill him with my own hands , that's it I'm on Klaus's side , poor Elijah he's suffering from the bite and Hayley is just watching him , she can't do anything to help him which sucks  , like i never shipped them but they're cute and just when they got back together he is going die ? no he is not , Freya hurry the fuck up 

Klaus goes on and on how all the vampires there are alive because of him which is true , and he'll be more than happy to die ( I'M NOT ) so Bekah suggests that he needs something worse than death , Marcel stabs him with a dagger full of Black magic that will make an endless torture , Bekah calls Hayley and turns out it's all a plan Bekah going insane and all , Freya starts the spell and blood starts coming out of her nose and then just like that they all pass out , Freya , Kol , Elijah , Bekah & Klaus they all pass out , they can't be dead right ????

back to Marcel he's standing above a not so dead Klaus , the whole place is trashed and i'm guessing everyone is dead , Vincent show up and he starts saying that he thought Marcel would be different but he's as dangerous as Klaus Mikaelson , Vincent only cared bout the people who died and he saw all the bodies and the blood , he says he'll take back the church and anyone can go there , human , witches or Vampires anyone who is sick of the mikaelsons and Marcel 

Elijah , Freya , Kol & Rebekah show up on my screen and i scream , my babies looook so fuckkkkkkking beautttttttttttttiful , so Klaus is the anchor to Freya's spell , Bekah crying got me crying too , he saved them , he saved his family

Haylay put them all in coffins and she drives away from New Orleans with Hope  , Freya out them all in a deep sleep which gives Hayley the time to find a cure for all of them , Hearing Klaus reading Hope's letter got me crying , Marcel is like putting stones on Klaus and u can tell by the look on his face the he doesn't want to 

season 4 is gonna be fucking bomb , can't wait for Hayley getting her own story line , i mean we rarely even see her alone for a while 

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that's it 

thannx for reading

I'm trying to figure out what to do with my life since they're both over 

byyyyyye gonna go die in a coffin ( get it cuz it's vampire deal , yes ? no ? okay )

adoooooooooooore u alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll