the vampire diaries rant

The originals 3x16 Review

Helllllo everyone

so this episode was fun but still better than the Vampire diaries episode , Leggo

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it starts with Elijah at a bar and he goes after this guy who thinks that he take down Klaus Mikaelson , honey so many people tried before and they always failed , Calm yo ass down

Marcel appears and Elijah is like " i just needed some me time " okay let's just take a minute to look at how amazing Elijah looks in those long coats

then we see this bitch biting Vincent and talking bout the white oak bullet that Vincent has , she is the hottest version of Cami tho

Anyway , let's talk bout Klayley , these two are so cute it's hard to look at , Hayley is so beautiful i can't take my eyes off her , anyways so she bought this mother trucker hat and he's like ' oh hell naww i ain't wearing that but he eventually gives up , he's still cute with that hat tho

Then my baby appears , JOSH with Vincent & Marcel finding stuff bout the auction , so the Hotter Cami ( That's what i'll call her starting from now ) so when she took the white oak bullet she put it on sale because why not right ? like she's a fucking vampire it's not like she needs money anyways she can still compel a bank and turn rich within seconds but she gotta take the hard way , she's scared to death bout her boss and I'm like bitch u weak as fuck

Josh wants to join the Strix and like WTF so the Strix name changed to ( Protect Elijah Boy band) , my other baby appears , Lucien being all perfect & shit , he brought Freya flowers and she's pretending hard to get , they seem cute together tho

Freya , Kol , Elijah & Finn have the most Intense family reunion ever , during the process of ribbing Finn's face off Kol throws Freya into a couch , and my baby gets defensive and steps in , as mush as i adore Kol , i loved Lucien too , like i get why Kol is so mad but that isn't gonna solve anything

Elijah being Everyone's father , decides to lock them all in the house , i really feel bad for him everything is on his and the pressure is too much , not that he can't handle it but i just feel bad for him , we figure that there's a girl named Kayla who Hayley used to babysit just killed someone and triggered her curse , she's also 15 I'm 15 & I'm like what am i doing with my life ?

so Hayley wants to go to her since she knows what she's been going through and Klaus disagree and they have this small fights and it's Adorable , he finally agrees , Hope is so beautiful like how can she be so young and be prettier than my entire life

so Josh goes to Hotter Cami But when he gets his Cuteness ON he gets his ass beaten by her crew or whatever , she knows bout Marcel and she walks away thinking she's powerful & Shit , so she's talking to her boss & Marcel appears at her window , when he introduce his self she runs when she hears his name , tbh she's stupid to walk around New Orleans acting all powerful with no protection like da fuq is wrong with her , so Vincent & Josh appear with their gang and she's scared

Elijah & Finn have ' the ' Conversation and Finn wants Freya to put him in a witch body so he & Freya run away , Ofc Kol was listening , Kolvina kissed TWICE but Kol was bout to bite her but he ran away , he's super worried he'll hurt Davina and how he'll never forgive himself if he did , where do u go to complain when ur mad or sad or angry ? to Elijah Fucking Mikaelson , he's Dr.Phil of the originals

so they get the bullet to easily and Elijah agrees with me , when he's got the bullet he throws it in the fire but Finn gets it out ,so Elijah has to decide between Lucien & Finn , but he gave it to Freya , she will hide it and lock it under thousands of spells , but she got kidnapped ,, Elijah should've got some of his men with her ,yeah she's a witch but she still needs help

Vincent is in the hotter Cami crew and i feel betrayed , when Elijah asks Marcel bout they got the bullet to easily Marcel responds with " Maybe , I'm just that good " really not the time Marcel

so we see Freya locked up and Lucien appears and I feel betrayed AGAIN , this is bad

like he took the bullet let my baby go

Davina comes in looking for Finn , she locks him in his vampire body , sorry i should be happy but I'm not , Davina shouldn't have get in like this , this is family shit and she's only getting her self killed cuz he's a vampire duh , i hate how they made her a character who depends on her loved ones just like Elena ,she always gets her self in some deep shit cuz Kol is always there for her

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that's it

hope u enjoyed

adoooooooooore u allllllllllllll

byyyyyyyyyyyyyez