the vampire diaries rant

TVD 7x16 Review

hellllo again my lovely friends

it has been ages since i updated , sorry i was still recovering from the perfection of MALEC , if u don't know they're in the show Shadowhunters which i became obsessed with right away , Alec , Jace , Simon , Izzy , Magnus EVERYONE IS PERFECTION IT SELF , ohhh & btw i don't ship Shadowhunters Clace but i shipped the mortal instruments Clace if that made any sense , idk it just didn't felt right for me , let's start before this turns into a Shadowhunters Review 

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so i was so happy cuz of Malec but TVD comes and fucks me up like it does EVERYTIME 

it starts with Damon , Stefan & Rayna , they're trying to get Stefan to give the scar to Damon which is fucked up ,he agrees tho but i didn't bought it then he ran and i personally dunno what is happening 

but then my queens appear and i immediately start smiling like an idiot , Nora & Mary Lou are fucking perfection , i was scared that Nora could be hurt but it turns out it's only Mary Lou , sorry but i always loved Nora over Mary Lou ever since i saw her , she seemed less Deadly , then that dude ! what was his name Alex ? whatever , he told Nora to get Enzo so she can help Mary Lou 

then Stefan appears on my screen and i squealed like a baby , don't judge me i missed hi , anyway my happiness almost died when i saw Caroline's name on his phone , don't get me wrong , i Adore the shit out of Caroline but Steroline isn't my ship , anyway it turned out to be Rayna and i got interested i  the scene 

if the writers think bout making a thing of these two , then I'm fucking done with the show , well not literary but they can't do that to us , i can't handle it 

so let's talk bout Stefarie , i don't hate it AS MUCH as i hated Steroline , yeah she known him before everyone even Elena , but i feel like the person u had a relationship with and was kinda ur first love ( KLAORLINE ) you'll never forget , and i feel like however things got crazy you'll always have a bond with that person , but they surely have a cute thing going on 

Damon attacks Val cuz that's what he does , he always gotta attack someone , he decided that he doesn't want the scar anymore because he found out that he won;t be able to have his future with Elena if he'd take the scar , and I'm like da fuq , I've been hearing this Delena future thing ever since season 5 and it ended up with Damon dying then coming back to life then Elena goes into a coma , he gets trapped in a stone , then he kills her while she's asleep , then finds out that she's still alive  , annnnnnnnd STILL NO FUTURE 

seriously dude , if ur a vampire or like a supernatural creature troubles will never gonna stop hunting u , yet they still dream in a delightful future , SURE THEY ALL DESERVE IT BUT I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD HAPPEN ANY TIME SOON 

Damon is being an Asshole and pissing me off for like the millionth time , like we always see Stefan protecting his brother , he stole his girlfriend right in front of his eyes yet he still was by his side , he watched them kissing and everything , he was hurting and felt like shit yet he still supported his brother , he helped all of their friends when Damon or Elena weren't there , he helped Caroline through her transform , he went with Klaus just for Damon , he turned Ripper all over again yet Damon always managed to be more dickier than ever , i love Damon i really do but Stefan doesn't deserve this , he's been through deep shit and Damon doesn't even realize it , this hurts me so bad , like THIS ISN'T FAIR but then again this TVD we're talking bout , it's NEVER fair

so Damon & Val are in a car and she's fucking pissed , Stefan calls and it hits him like a bus that Damon is selfish and I'm like ' well that took very long time ' , anyways let's talk bout Matty bae

he gets him self into some shit cuz that's what u do , he released Rayna and Stefan did something that killed his wife ? & I'm pretty sure he didn't mean it cuz he's a pericous bunny well not excatly cuz he used to eat them so ..... Maybe Not. 

Nora is fighting Enzo and I'm pretry shocked to see her this weak , like Enzo is a fucking vampire , even I could take him trust me , then all of sudden he goes hulk on her beautiful ass ! This is weird, like really all the heretics when they first showed up in the beginning of the season , I really thought they're gonna destroy the whole town which they kinda did but they're my babies so whatever , they're probably the strongest family so far after the Mikealsons of course
Enzo tries to give her the pill and he finds out that it was some aprt of witch poison

Great job Enzo , seriously well done

So they get to work immediately getting the armory on Rayna then Nora finds out there's no Antidote

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ? THIS ISN'T FUNNY PLEC , I WAS RELALY EXPECTING THIS TO BE A VERY CRUEL APRIL FOOLS JOKE , THIS IS GOTTA STOP.

they can't kill Mary Lou or Bonnie , this isn't fair u guys , I can't handle all this shit

So Rayna finds Stefan and SHOOTS him , I was so angry like I was literally turning green, bitch I'll shove up ur sword up ur ass hoe

So apparently Damon stops being a dick then starts transferring the scar with Val , and I'm happy that Damon actually did something good but it didn't work so Idgaf

I can't believe that my baby is gonna relive that experience all over again he doesn't deserve this , I can't deal with this bullshit

Then Noralise appear driving a car , being all perfect but THEN Rayna appears for like the millionth time and I'm so ready to pull my death threats , she throws her sword and then the car blows up

And I'm like what the fuck just happened ?

So that's it , they're just GONE ? What the fuck is this , like seriously what the fuck is this

They always bring new people , let us have fun and ship them together like our life depends on them , then they just kills them off , I knew that ever since jalaric but I can't help it , they are so perfect , Fuck U Plec

All was going through my mind thr intire episode was :

" Bonnie , where the fuck are u ?"

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Hope u liked it

The originals can't be mpre fuckier than this , at least I hope so

Anyways , thannnx for reading

Adooooooore u alllllllllllll

Byyyyyyyyyyyez