Detective Sass And The Smooth Criminal DISCONTINUED

The Criminals Lair

P.O.V.
I waltzed into my old broken down apartment. Happy at my accomplished plan.
Nothing much of my apartment, it was pretty much the size of a small living room. Tiny kitchen to the right, small bathroom to the corner on the left. A cheap broken bed with one blanket and pillow. No couch just a mattress leaning against the wall for a couch. And an old broken down TV (Still an old fashioned TV that only showed in black and white) which rarely worked so I didn't watch I much....

I didn't have much but was content. I threw the bag of stolen goods to the left, landing onto a pile of other things I stole.
Heh I'm pretty crafty to get all that. I told myself as I plop onto my mattress/ couch.

I had so much money... Of course that's from what I stole this week! I have plans for it, but that's gonna have to wait.... I'm exhausted.

I got up and stumbled to my bed. I sat down and untied my mask, placing it on the floor. And flopped down onto my bed. I curled up into a ball and went to sleep. Pondering my next big steal...

Just when I was falling asleep I heard a loud bang on the door. I leaped up ending up on the floor. I grabbed my mask stumbling as I went, wrapping the mask on. (Really just a cloth tied around my head with two holes for my eyes..) unlocked all five locks and opened it slowly. "Who, Who is there?" I asked with my baseball bat in paw. I just saw a paw push the door open and the figure walked in calmly. She slammed the door and closed the blinds on my window right above my couch. She then removed her swag sunglasses, it was Gangsta Kitty. She was the only one who knew where I lived and helped me hide my identity. I've known her for awhile now.

"Hello, Criminal... Saw that you did it again, stealing thousands in the Sundial Bank...Nobody saw,correct?..." She acted very calmly and relaxed... but then tripped over a shoe and almost fell over. She caught her balance and acted cool again.
I restrained my laugh."No, no one.. well a cop but he didn't see my face-" I replied but was interrupted. "He didn't see your face but he saw you." She replied playing cool. "Well yes but-" I tried to explain. "Don't you understand he still saw you! Your not a usual creature around here so just identification of your species can lead to an arrest!" She sighed and put her paw on her head. She sounded rough but she cared, she was like a sister and I knew she meant well.

"Listen just stay hidden, OK? Your costume isn't the best to hide, not to mention horrible fashion sense." She joked. I just backed up and laughed. "Whats wrong with my outfit?" I wore the mask and a white T-shirt with black strips, along with black baggy pants. Nothing much, I was simple and I liked simple. She just laughed.

"I have gathered information about a detective looking for you. She is supposed to be the best of the best... We need to be extra cautious about this- and what are you doing?" She asked as I was climbing my old broken refrigerator for my cookie jar. Why I placed it so high when I'm so short, I have no idea. I reached out but miss and ended up on the floor again. She laughed but tried to remain serious. "Pay attention, this detective is not like the others and I'm afraid she will be able to catch you!" She said worried. I sat up and looked at her. "OK,ok , No worries though, I never been caught before. Not like this detective is any different and she can't stop me!" I said proudly climbing up again for the cookie jar.

She sighed. "Listen just stay low for a couple of weeks, maybe even months, maybe they will slowly drop the case, OK?" She asked before walking out. "Ok I will... maybe..." I said focused in them cookies. "Duke..." She mumbled. "OK I will try not to go out rob, or at least try to not be seen." She smiled happy she won and replied, "Good, thank you! Goodbye and be careful at work tomorrow!" She slammed the door behind her. Which scared me and I fell down again on my back. "Ow.." the jar then fell on my stomach. "Yes!" I grabbed it and reached inside, it was the last cookie and I munched it quickly.

End of P.O.V.