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bartholomew
CONVERSATION BETWEEN BARRY AND JEN
bartholomew
I only know your name
jen
that's all you need to know??
bartholomew
come on
you know my job, my name, where i live
I at least deserve to know your job
jen
you know where I live
bartholomew
i wanna know more
we're friends basically
jen
don't push it bartholomew
bartholomew
not pUSHING iT
*pushing it*
jen
bARRY
bartholomew
jen
come on
jen
you first bartholomew
bartholomew
fine
I'm an only child
you now
jen
I'm the middle child
bartholomew
of how many kids?
jen
you wanna know
how many times my mother birthed a child out of her vajayjay?
bartholomew
you make it sound 10x time worse
but
I guess?
jen
there's five of us
bartholomew
I'm guessing Leon is one of them?
jen
there's liz, gabe, me, shay & leon
and I'm stuck babysitting leon
CAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE
bartholomew
I'm sure you have a life
jen
how would you know Barry?
bartholomew
uh
take the compliment?
jen
nice save
anyway,
I'm an artist
bartholomew
you know I'm a forensic scientist
my best friend is Iris
Read at 7:03pm
Jen?
Read at 7:07pm
are you alright?
jen
GOTTA ZAYN
LEON SET OFF THE SMOKE ALARM
LATER SUCKER
bartholomew
bye jen
YOU ARE READING
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