Wanted?! ( A Hunter X Hunter ff And Illumi Love Story)

Swamp X Ringo X sushi!

We ran off, into the swamp. 

Hisoka and strayed off the path, followed by alot of people. I signed to him that we should split up. A bunch of weaklings followed me, in expectation of easily getting rid of me. 

I stopped at a open place and they made a circle around me. 

'Everyone, I have a suggestion, all of you against me and the air.' I said, knowing I could easily win against them. 

'Deal!' A random guy yelled and they wanted to attack me. I then made a air wall and I pulled them towards one point. Then I made a cage around them and squashed them to death. 

'That went easy!' I said happy. 

I went to the end, Hisoka was already there and stood leaning against a tree. 

'I think I found my ringo-chan<3' He said to me. I didn't really care. Then the rookies came and I don't know why but I felt happy to see them safe.

The clock made a loud noise, announcing it was 12'o clock. 

'So, everyone who has arrived here has made it to the second round!' Satzo said. 

Then the garage door opened and a fat guy carrying a couch with a women on it outside. It was really funny, alot of people thought we were being attacked. The guy stopped and the women started talking. 

'Hello everyone, I am Menchi and this is Buraha. We are the judges for the second round!' She said. 

'Why the fuck does her name sound so awfully close to Machi's?!' I whispered loudly to Hisoka. 

'Well, it happens sometimes....' He replied vaguely. 

'This round we will be..... COOKING!' Menchi then said. 

'What the fuck, we didn't came here to cook, we came to fight!' Was the reaction of most people. 

'You will be cooking, or you will be disqualified!' She said, that made everyone grow quiet.

'We will do it this way: First buraha will give you a dish that you will have to make. If he approves, you can pass. After that, I will ask you for a dish. If I approve that, you pass to the third round.' She explained, just looking at the faces of people, you could tell they didn't like it. 

'Alright, the first dish is ROASTED PORK!!! It can be any sort, aslong as it is pork and roasted.' Buraha said, everyone ran off to the left. 

'Idiots, can't they see that there are alot of pigs on the right?' I asked myself out loud. 

'Apperantly not!' Hisoka said in reply to the question. 

He pulled two pigs out this way and when they were close enough, I hit them in the head with a blast of air. Hisoka made a fire and we started roasting our pigs. 

At the same time the other people were being chased by pigs and attempting to give them a blast on the head. 

There was this guy who hid behind a camouflage blanket disguised as rock, when the pig came close he hit it on the head. If he had used zetsu it would have been perfect.

The pigs were ready and we gave them to Buraha, he ate them and then said: 

'You two pass!' We sat down and enjoyed watching the rest. 

Seventy people passed, including the rookies, killua and illumi- who's pig was a little bit burnt (a little very muchXD).

Menchi hit a gong and everyone looked at her. 

'Alright, all of you pass! Next up is my dish...... HANDMADE SUSHI!' She told us. Everyone looked suprised.

'What the fuck....' I said.

Then the garage door opened and there were alot of kitchens.

As Hisoka was checking out what tools were given to us, I was buissy making an 'air connection' between Menchi's mind and mine. Luckily she wasn't using gyo for otherwise I would have been screwed.

'Yes!' I whispered softly when the connection was made.

'Sushi, sushi sushi where are you.' I was talking to myself. I found the recipy and disconnected our minds. I tried to make a connection between my and Illumi's mind, but he was too far away for that.

'Do as I say!' I said to Hisoka. He nodded and I told him we first needed fish. He went to the river nearby and got us two fishes. We made the sushi and cleaned the kithcen a little. Then we brought the sushi to Menchi, I looked at her with a mad face, luckily she didn't notice.

'No, this isn't good! It needs to be flat sushi, you know?' The moment she said that, I was pissed off.

Hisoka grabbed my arm and led us towards the kitchen. I was so pissed that I made a very big wind blow through the building and threw everything around.

'What the fuck was that! Do you wanna fight! Come on, don't be a coward now!' I yelled at her and Hisoka let me go....

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next time(guess who's POV this isXD):

'if you don't stop it now, you will have to fight me.' a calm voice said.

Lanya turned around and a huge grin appeared on her face. I would have done the same ofcourse, and sometimes she can be just like me in these situations. Probably why I envy Illumi....