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note: this is a video recording. everything in [ ] is a sound or something else being said to someone else. 

this is entirely fictional, and same persons, settings or names are figments of the authors' imaginations.

thanks, and have a nice day. 

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Hullo, citizens! 

I am here, with news, and unfortunately, not very good news, I assure you. We (which really means Liberty, because she's the only one who cares) have run out of milk! [*Gasp*]

Such tragedy, isn't it? 

CORRECTION: We have run out of special milk, from the Perecorns. The 'silkier and richer kind.'

We must, at once, scour the Saskia Forest. All efforts to help are appreciated, but apparently, unneeded, according to Liberty. 

This is Governor Luna Dovelin, signing off. 

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behind the scenes: 

[Oh fine, and Liberty Peregrine signing off. Oh whoops! There goes the recording. I accidentally clicked the 'end' button, too late!]

[I realize, Lib, that the recording only takes a few minutes. But I'm busy, as you can see. Why, may you ask? Because, I'm governor. *Gasp*]

[Well, why don't you make a recording?! No, this microphone is mine! Go grab one yourself from the Audio room! No, Lib, that once's special! Give it back!]

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thanks for reading, guys! 

thanks for reading, guys! 

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