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note: this is a video recording. everything in [ ] is a sound or something else being said to someone else.

this is entirely fictional, and same persons, settings or names are figments of the authors' imaginations.

thanks, and have a nice day. 

bold means Liberty. here's Luna's response, to Liberty. 

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Hullo, peoples of New Caly, [That sounds so weird! It's New Calypso!] [Oh shush Lib, you have no part in this. I have the microphone.]

It's my turn now, and firstly, I am not annoying, if anything, that's Liberty! But anyways, don't, under any circumstance listen to Liberty. She's always wrong. [Well, SORRY Lib, but it's true. Ow! I thought we had come to a mutual agreement! No pinching!]

Anyways, citizens, we are quite focused on spending money catching Black Rain (our terrorist group), so no, we are not going to build a 'good ol' medieval castle'. 

[It's not that much!] [*glares* Come back to me with your budget of how much it is. You'll eat your words. Eww, no! Not literally! It's a figure of speech! *exasperated sigh* Nevermind.] [Geez, you're so mean now, Luna.] [I'm not mean- you know what? Nevermind.]

So, again, please look in the Saskia Forest for Perecorn milk...that is apparently very valueable. Much help is appreciated. [Because I am not taking a detour to Saskia for milk. Even if it's for all those 'cranberry puddings and chocolate pies', which I do not like.] [Luna, Perecorn milk is everything!

Yeah, yeah. So thanks for listening and enduring Liberty with me. [Hey, you know it's true!] 

Governor Luna [AND LIBERTY PEREGRINE

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behind the scenes: 

[OKAY, I get it! Perecorn milk is special! Now, stop lecturing me! I don't need a two hour lecture about the properties of a Perecorn and it's milk! I'm busy!]

[Yeah, right. What's keeping you so busy?

[I'm governor, Lib! Try and keep up! Plus, Black Rain's on the loose. Do you think I need to learn about Perecorns?]

[Yes!

[Oh geez. Just don't take my micro- LIBERTY!] 

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