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note: this is a video recording. everything in [ ] is a sound or something else being said to someone else.
this is entirely fictional, and same persons, settings or names are figments of the authors' imaginations.
thanks, and have a nice day.
bold means Liberty. here's Luna's response, to Liberty.
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Hullo New People of Caly, [DUDE! IT'S NEW CALYPSO!] [Lib, you have no part in this! This MY turn, gods! You had your turn!] I'm so sorry. Lib is being really rude, and being a piece of poop that is rotten [HEY! YOU STOLE MY LINE! PLUS, YOU'RE THE PIECE OF POOP!] [Did not! I said rotten!] [That can't even happen!] [Can too! It says right here!]
20 hours later...
Anyways, apologies for Lib, I finally got her out of the way. [No, I was grabbing some chocolate. Somebody dropped by Perecorn milk, and Chef Karina made yummy chocolate pies.] [Uh oh.]
Okay, so: news. Rhode is out of milkshakes! [*gasp* Cue dramatic music!] So sorry Liberty, [NOT!], but I had my very best messenger go check.
In the meantime, please be on the lookout for Black Rain. Those of you loyal to Black Rain, I would ask that you file a complaint on why you would suggest a rebellion. It would help, a whole lot. [You sound so serious. But anyways Luna, people aren't dumb enough to send a smoke signal and be like, 'Oh my gods! I want to be put in jail!']
Fine. You won't be put into jail, I would just like to hear your opinions.
Next up, NO CASTLE. [I don't care whether or not Grenade- say hi to her for me, will ya?- and you made a fifteen million caplihs donation, that does not change the fact that it's a waste of time, and that the castle is absolutely unnecessary.] [But who doesn't love a good ol' medieval castle? I mean, Grenade and I donated FIFTEEN MILLION CAPLIHS!] [I don't.]
Anyways, tomorrow morning, press channel 345, and we'll have a vote on whether or not we should build a castle. Thanks for listening!
Luna D, signing off.
[*static* *crackle* *yelling*]
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behind the scenes:
[Hey! I wanted to say signing off as well! Why do you always do this? Pressing the end button when I haven't said good-bye yet! My fans are waiting for me!]
[*rolls eyes* You don't have any fans. You're just delusional. Anyways, you already get your turn when you do your video recordings. Besides, I accidentally press the button!]
[Yeah, you go right on believing that. Before you know it, fifteen years pass.]
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